My Boyfriend Is So "Use-full"

I have no money, no car, no work, my life seems to be at it's tip… "God! Please please give me a hottie and take me to the climax of my life!!" ——As if the summon was heard upon, a boy fell from the ceiling and the cake loving Zhen Tian’s greeting was surprisingly…the taste(a)of (French) the(kiss) lips!!? What do you mean it doesn't taste good?!! Hmph!