Please Pretend to Cultivate For a While

Reborn 99 times, Ye Fan was betrayed and killed by the system for various reasons each time. This lifetime, he just wants to live a happy life and let cultivation go to hell! With tears in its eyes, the system helps Ye Fan check in. The top-grade spiritual pet almost ended up on Ye Fan’s dinner table, and the top-grade cultivation techniques were used as table legs by Ye Fan.
System: Host, can’t you just pretend to cultivate for a while?