I Suspect You Have a Crush on Me

People always have a lot of illusions in this life: their cell phones are shaking, someone is knocking on the door, someone is walking, someone is following me... The most embarrassing illusion is: I think he likes me! For example, I suspect that you have a crush on me, but I did not expect you to be just greedy for my body. Another example: I have evidence that you have a crush on me, because I... Before you paid attention to me, you already liked me. This is a collection of stories that think that others are secretly in love, but are actually self-guided.